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I hope you've enjoyed your cruise down memory lane as much as I've enjoyed remembering you, and the fun times we spent at Quigley and/or Hollywood. I look forward to being in touch, or helping you get in touch with old friends. And remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper - the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes!
HOW TO HANDLE STRESS:
1. Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.
2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa.
3. When someone says, "Have a nice day, " tell them you have other plans!
4. Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
5. Forget the diet and send yourself a candygram.
6. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and sent him to preschool as if nothing was wrong.
7. Retaliate for tax woes by filling out your tax forms with Roman numerals.
8. Tattoo "Out to lunch" on your forehead.
11. Tape pics of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
12. Draw underwear on the natives in National Geographic.
13. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
14. Drive to work in reverse.
15. Polish your car with earwax.
16. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
17. Start a rumour and see if you recognize it when it comes back.
18. Bill your doctor for the time spent in his waiting room!
19. Write a short story using alphabet soup.
20. Lie on your back and eat celery using your naval as a salt dipper.
21. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
22. Make up a language and ask for directions.
23. Relax by mentally reflecting on your favorite episode of The Flintstones during an important meeting.
IF ALL OF THE ABOVE FAIL, PRINT OFF THIS PAGE, EAT IT, AND WASH IT DOWN WITH A BOTTLE OF WINE.
HOW TO HANDLE STRESS:
1. Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.
2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa.
3. When someone says, "Have a nice day, " tell them you have other plans!
4. Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
5. Forget the diet and send yourself a candygram.
6. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and sent him to preschool as if nothing was wrong.
7. Retaliate for tax woes by filling out your tax forms with Roman numerals.
8. Tattoo "Out to lunch" on your forehead.
11. Tape pics of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
12. Draw underwear on the natives in National Geographic.
13. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
14. Drive to work in reverse.
15. Polish your car with earwax.
16. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
17. Start a rumour and see if you recognize it when it comes back.
18. Bill your doctor for the time spent in his waiting room!
19. Write a short story using alphabet soup.
20. Lie on your back and eat celery using your naval as a salt dipper.
21. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
22. Make up a language and ask for directions.
23. Relax by mentally reflecting on your favorite episode of The Flintstones during an important meeting.
IF ALL OF THE ABOVE FAIL, PRINT OFF THIS PAGE, EAT IT, AND WASH IT DOWN WITH A BOTTLE OF WINE.